Diet Monkey
My dieting friends and I decided we need a Diet Monkey: monkeys that follow us around and steal food out of our hands.
Someone get on this. I’m too fat and lazy to train my own monkey.
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kristynibbles said:
I would like to invest in the development of this monkey. I like monkeys and I could use one to take the diet sodas and peanut butter out of my hands.
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jamiek said:
I would buy one.
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