I lost my phone while I was running errands during my lunch hour. 

Fuuuuuuck.

This means that the IT department has to deactivate the entire account because I have work emails sent to that phone constantly. 

OH, yeah! It also means that I lost a month’s worth of baby pictures since I hadn’t updated my cloud password even though it kept telling me to every fucking day!

So I just anger shopped and bought these shoes:

Don’t ask me where or when I am going to wear them! I’ll figure that out later.