Bwahahahaha they will break you. Over and over again. I love your babies (and mine) but they need to go the fuck to sleep.

Why aren’t we best friends? We’d totally be BFFs if it wasn’t for this not living in the same place/haven’t met in real life nonsense

Ok, so I know the book “Go The Fuck To Sleep” is old news, but what I did not know was that Samuel L. Jackson (who is a nice man IRL BTW) did the audio reading for it. It is worth a listen: “Go the fuck to sleep daddy? Yeah baby, go the fuck to sleep”. Last night when Cash was up until midnight I listened to this and laughed so hard that I cried.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU EVER VISIT SO CAL!!!!