The last thing on that list would be a single mom of two children with two different fathers… I’d be a millionaire mermaid or some cool shit.
And I would be an oreo colored dinosaur with hipster glasses and a unicorn purse
I’d be a published novelist, managing editor of a massive book publishing firm, and married to some sexy male celebrity with no fucked up past/criminal record. Also, I would own a polar bear and a private jet.
I would be married to Thor