Rock n Roll Lullabies.

kids, dogs, and rock n' roll

Piggy Von Ninja

About Me

Housewifery, work, pretty things, sarcasm, rock n ' roll, TV, blogging, dogs, family, food, and friends.
After 4 years, multiple miscarriages, and a successful round of IVF I am now a new mom of a lovely pair of twins.

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Can I just say that if I’m going to pretend to be anything

thedefinitionofmycharacter:

littlebabyr00:

kittykatlovesmama:

The last thing on that list would be a single mom of two children with two different fathers… I’d be a millionaire mermaid or some cool shit.

And I would be an oreo colored dinosaur with hipster glasses and a unicorn purse

I’d be a published novelist, managing editor of a massive book publishing firm, and married to some sexy male celebrity with no fucked up past/criminal record. Also, I would own a polar bear and a private jet.

I would be married to Thor

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I’d be a motherfucking wizard. Harry Potter bitches! ;)
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We would be sister wives.
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I would be the worlds greatest doctor. I would have a corvette for every day of the week.
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OMG, that first post. Also, all the times she talked about how great someone was in bed before we had ever even heard...
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I would be married to Thor
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I’d be a published novelist, managing editor of a massive book publishing firm, and married to some sexy male celebrity...
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And I would be an oreo colored dinosaur with hipster glasses and a unicorn purse
lovingbabyliam said: But then you wouldnt be able to be a part of this amazing tumblr community! OH MY. :[ Please feel the sarcasm…
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