jessamama replied to your post: I have a poop question… Ewwwwww. I have no idea. Harper shit solid blueberries today & I thought she had a bleeding colon. Im the last person to ask.

SOOOOO.. I kind of laughed my ass off just now. On our (nightmare) honeymoon I ended up staying with Chad’s parents for 5 days while he was in the hospital (I think I need to do a post on this).

Chad grew up on a small farm where his dad raises and butchers their own sheep, don’t feel too bad for the sheep they have a pretty sweet life. Anyway, while I was staying there I made friends with some of the lambs and would sit by these big blueberry bushes and give a hand full of berries to the lambs, then a hand full of berries to me. I did this for like 3 days until I went to the restroom one day. I thought I was dying. I thought that I was going to end up in quarantine like Chad and that we were going to have these really stupid headstones with dumb quotes that I didn’t even get to pick out because I DIED before I could prepare my last wishes list. I mean, the toilet was black. Black as death! Somehow in my hysteria I noticed that when I flushed the water went more blue than black.

Now I only ever eat 1 handful of blueberries.